Give me a heart attack, why doncha!

Directly from (Non-techie note: Open Office is the free, community-developed alternative to Microsoft Office. It’s awesome. Go download it and give Bill Gates the finger. Or at least, that was the situation before this news came out…)

Microsoft Buys!For an undisclosed sum reputed to be in the billions, Microsoft’s Bill Gates has personally bought the leading open-source desktop project. Saying he “was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits,” the world’s richest man decided to put an end to the nuisance and simply buy It will form part of a growing list of Microsoft acquisitions, including several erstwhile competitors, a considerable number of prominent politicians, and a few small governments.The initially stunned community–a happy-go-lucky international band numbering in the hundreds of thousands–later turned to champagne to celebrate their newfound wealth. “Bless Bill!” one happy Torontonian exclaimed, bubbly in hand. “With all this money, I can beat Mark’s time in orbit!”Gates has assured all current users that their future migration path to Microsoft Office is guaranteed thanks to’s faultless support of MS Office files formats. Users can further rest assured that the full functionality currently provided by 2.0 will be available in MS-Office 2020 – or possibly 2030.

The briefing is followed by a link to a full press release. And that page only says, “April Fools!”I just about fell over and died.

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3 Responses to “Give me a heart attack, why doncha!”

  1. Mary Says:


    They sure got you. And you got me. Happy now?!?!

  2. Jack Carter Says:

    Heart attack could be prevented with exercise, diet and some food supplements like CoQ10.~*’

  3. Zak Fisher Says:

    heart attack is very common these days, it is because of a high fat diet and lack of exercise ~:-